When I was a little kid (like under 10) I bought my mother a tacky shirt for mother's day, and I still remember her disappointment

Channeling my inner gw bush: Fool me... Fool me -- can't get fooled again

@Lexilaughs goals are great! Harness short delays - but it'd be worse to be confined with sum1 you're not in perfect sync with, so don't force anything. Not advice, just something to consider

I guess I was prepared, mentally and otherwise. I've kinda been expecting seriously probs for years now, but I didn't expect covid to be the trigger. Funny thing was, before it got really bad, I became optimistic - in a weird way, that was my best signal that things were about to go south 😂

@Lexilaughs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 literally lol

But yeah, *all* of my contact has been online for a couple of weeks weeks at least. All kidding aside I'm actually fine, I have plenty to keep me busy, but I might date *anyone* when this is all over

I might even try to pull off something like the famous ww2 times square kiss photo

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@Lexilaughs 😂😂😂😂😂

Honestly, incorporating a mannequin into my life right now would be a very slippery slope

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@keith lol, idk put some on a mannequin and see if the same thing happens

@Lexilaughs 😂😂😂😂😂

Honestly, incorporating a mannequin into my life right now would be a very slippery slope

@Lexilaughs at first I thought I just appreciated their taste, but I'm starting to wonder if I want to have sex with clothes

Sometimes I'll see a girl dressed really well and I'll be attracted to her style but not her, is that weird

Wow, probably haven't heard this is 12 years, actually pretty sure I remember exactly the last time I did

open.spotify.com/track/4VbV8Zy

Breakfast?

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